Saturday Night Live Spoofs Rye Country Day School ’24 Grad & Musk DOGE Team Member Coristine


Rye Country Day School ’24 graduate and Elon Musk DOGE Team member Edward Coristine was spoofed as part of the opening on Saturday Night Live on March 1, 2025. The spoof was focused on Friday’s train wreck of a meeting between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Towards the end of the skit, Elon Musk enters the scene (played by Mike Myers). He is quickly followed by Edward Coristine (played by Andrew Dismukes) in a blue D.O.G.E. t-shirt.
“And Elon’s got this incredible team of professionals, like a 19 year old who’s known as big balls,” said Trump in the skit.
“This week, I fired a black general and a woman admiral. It was awesome,” said Coristine in the skit. “In addition to DOGE, we’ve started another initiative called the Department Of Undoing Child Healthcare and Education, or DOUCHE.”
Watch the full SNL skit:
Rye Country Day must be very proud-How many veterans did this little twerp fire?