+++ We are republishing our April Fools’ story on leaf blowers, part of our THE RYE ONION Fake News, Really Rye series. This is a reminder that on Friday, May […]
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Rye Introduces Deer Registration Program, Predator Reintroduction in Bold New Wildlife Plan
By MyRye.com Staff (April 1 Edition) In what officials are calling “a data-driven, community-first approach to ungulate accountability,” the City of Rye announced today it will begin requiring all white-tailed […]
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City of Rye Announces Mandatory “Noah’s Ark” Boating Program for All Homeowners Amid Rising Flood Risks
By MyRye.com Staff (April 1 Edition) In what officials are calling a “bold, forward-thinking, and slightly nautical” response to increasingly frequent flooding, the City of Rye has unveiled a sweeping […]
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Rye to Deliver Battery-Powered Leaf Blowers to Every Resident Ages 10 and Up
City Secures State Funding in Bold Expansion of Sustainability Efforts By MyRye.com Staff (April 1 Edition) In a move that city officials are calling “unprecedented, ambitious, and slightly loud—but only […]